"Capricorn traits, both good and bad:"
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Showing posts with label Saturn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saturn. Show all posts
1/6/11
Capricorn Zodiac Sign Information at Astrology Insight - Capricorn Explained In depth
Capricorn Zodiac Sign Information at Astrology Insight - Capricorn Explained In depth:
"Capricorn traits, both good and bad:"
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"Capricorn traits, both good and bad:"
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12/31/10
12/30/10
Capricorn Sense of Humor by Satori » AstroDispatch.com » Astrology Around The Web
Capricorn Sense of Humor by Satori » AstroDispatch.com » Astrology Around The Web:
"For one thing they’re pretty discerning about when humor is appropriate."
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"For one thing they’re pretty discerning about when humor is appropriate."
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12/26/10
Astrology Jokes
Astrology Jokes:
"CAPRICORN: It might take Capricorn a little while to realize he is dead because there are special rooms set up to look like executive offices for newly-dead Goats.
A sharp-looking, older gentleman-ghost comes in and gives Cap an instruction manual titled HOW TO PROFIT IN THE ASTRAL MARKETPLACE, plus a 'job evaluation' type assessment of Cap's achievements and mistakes over the lifetime, followed by a pink slip (meaning the body revived).
Caps tend to return to their bodies quickly, unable to tolerate non-physical existence for long."
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10/20/10
Astrology by Tonto
 The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see? ' The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'  'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'  “You dumber than buffalo shit … . . . it means someone stole the tent.” thanks to Lori .. .ero . |
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