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7/15/12

Our Political Black Hole - NYTimes.com

Governor of New Jersey at a town hall in Hillsborough, NJ 3/2/11 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Our Political Black Hole - NYTimes.com:

"TRENTON — Gov. Chris Christie today called for the privatization of the Higgs boson. “Binding the earth together is something that could be handled much more efficiently by the for-profit sector,” the Republican governor and deeply available vice-presidential prospect said. “Auctioning off the rights to the Higgs boson will create American jobs and balance American budgets.”

When a reporter noted that the boson was discovered in Switzerland, Christie called him “stupid” and “off-topic.”"

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7/14/12

Robert Downey, Jr. Surprises Iron Man Fans At Comic-Con - YouTube

Robert Downey, Jr. Surprises Iron Man Fans At Comic-Con - YouTube: ""

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7/10/12

Baaa - YouTube

Baaa - YouTube: ""

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7/9/12

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Destroys Bill O'Reilly - YouTube

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Destroys Bill O'Reilly - YouTube: ""

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7/3/12

Brain Rot: The Red Tube Bar Tapes - Boing Boing

Brain Rot: The Red Tube Bar Tapes - Boing Boing:

"Brain Rot: The Red Tube Bar Tapes
By Ed Piskor at 2:10 pm Tuesday, Jun 26"

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7/1/12

6/30/12

Wolverine

The Man Behind The Red Hood

Fischer: Liberals Have Been Duped By Satan - YouTube

Fischer: Liberals Have Been Duped By Satan - YouTube: ""

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X-FACTOR #236

6/29/12

Why the Lizard isn't the Best Choice for a Spider-Man Movie Villain - Comic Vine

Ultimate Lizard appears in a dream sequence, as drawn by Mark Bagley in Ultimate Spider-Man #60. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Why the Lizard isn't the Best Choice for a Spider-Man Movie Villain - Comic Vine:

"Why the Lizard isn't the Best Choice for a Spider-Man Movie Villain
With the Spider-Man movie franchise being rebooted, a different villain could have been used to kick things off.
By Tony 'G-Man' Guerrero | June 28, 2012"

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Archer & Armstrong Draws Inspiration from Occupy Wall Street | ComicBook.com

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Archer & Armstrong Draws Inspiration from Occupy Wall Street | ComicBook.com:

"What are these villains called? According to the image’s caption, it appears to be The One Percent. Called “a secretive and sinister cabal of money managers and financiers willing to sacrifice more than jobs for profit — human lives, too — to steer the fate of the world for their own gain,” the villains are already beginning to draw mainstream media coverage in an AP story"

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6/26/12

George Carlin - Interview with Jesus pl.avi - YouTube

George Carlin - Interview with Jesus pl.avi - YouTube: ""

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Rape Victim Arrested And Denied Contraception – Will Be Allowed To Sue | Addicting Info

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Rape Victim Arrested And Denied Contraception – Will Be Allowed To Sue | Addicting Info:

"A Tampa woman whom we only know as R.W., was raped. She was treated by the rape crisis center, who gave her two emergency contraception pills, one to be taken immediately and one to be taken 12 hours later. When she reported the rape to the police, they uncovered an arrest warrant on R.W. for failure to pay restitution and failure to appear. After she was arrested, a Hillsborough County guard confiscated her second pill, claiming it was against her religious beliefs."

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Pray for Reign - YouTube

Pray for Reign - YouTube:

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6/25/12

Black Charity preview

Walter Kovacs by *hever

Walter Kovacs by *hever:

"Walter Kovacs

by *hever"

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6/22/12

Notre Dame - Paris by O'Dasor De, LAM

Notre Dame - Paris

by O'Dasor De, LAM

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6/14/12

Jesus and Che by ~LiquidNerve

Jesus and Che by ~LiquidNerve:

"Jesus and Che
by ~LiquidNerve"

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6/13/12

6/9/12

WofürbrauchtmaneinSmartphone1.WMV - YouTube

WofürbrauchtmaneinSmartphone1.WMV - YouTube: ""

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6/3/12

Sausage Party Presents - The Dark Knight Rises Trailer - YouTube

Sausage Party Presents - The Dark Knight Rises Trailer - YouTube: ""

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6/2/12

Dog Can Dance Salsa - YouTube

Dog Can Dance Salsa - YouTube: ""

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5/27/12

LOL god: Top 10 reasons against gay marriage

LOL god: Top 10 reasons against gay marriage:
"Top 10 reasons against gay marriage "

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5/24/12

Donald Duck - Toy Tinkers HQ - YouTube

Donald Duck - Toy Tinkers HQ - YouTube: ""

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5/20/12

LOL god: Lie vs truth

LOL god: Lie vs truth:
Lie vs truth

4/30/12

The President Obama at White House Correspondents Dinner - YouTube

4/29/12

LOL god: The Undead - a spotter's guide

LOL god: The Undead - a spotter's guide: The Undead - a spotter's guide

4/28/12

Blue Drag - YouTube

"If Paul Ryan Knew What Poverty Was, He Wouldn't Be Giving This Speech" | Mother Jones

"If Paul Ryan Knew What Poverty Was, He Wouldn't Be Giving This Speech" | Mother Jones:

"On hand to emphasize that point after the speech was the "GOP Je$us," who read from the "Me-Attitudes," to parody Ryan's so-called Catholic-inspired budget."

He proclaimed:

Blessed are the rich, the reign of this world is ours. The rich rule the world, and the rest suffer and die, often in misery. Do not let this be you my brothers! Easier to use your riches to genetically engineer very small camels that can fit through the needle's eye…

Blessed are the violent and the invincible, the proud and the powerful, the domineering and oppressive. We can have it all! And let our status of power be the proof that we are deserving of the fruits of the labor of the middle class and poor…

Blessed are those who show no mercy. No mercy to the poor, to women and children, the elderly and the homeless, victims, outcasts, enemies, refugees, the hungry, the undocumented, the unborn, those on death row, those who are different, those we don’t like. And of course, those who happen to be in the way of what we want…

Blessed are the warmakers. Yea I say unto you, if we were not making war, we could not be said to be making much. That is what China is for! Lo, the Lord looked at China and said "Let it be the worlds factory floor," and it was good…

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4/16/12

LOL god: Bible interpretation

LOL god: Bible interpretation:

"Bible interpretation"

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4/15/12

4/14/12

Black Dynamite: Richard Nixon - YouTube

Black Dynamite: Richard Nixon - YouTube: ""

Quentin Tarantino meets Oliver Stone meets Mel Brooks

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4/13/12

Ex bbb no banho - YouTube

Ex bbb no banho - YouTube
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Gota Dourada Banho Oficial da Cacau na Beauty Fair.wmv - YouTube

Gota Dourada Banho Oficial da Cacau na Beauty Fair.wmv - YouTube: ""

ahhhh! the end of Lent!

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4/10/12

What's With The Weather? Absurdity Today! with Julianna Forlano - YouTube

What's With The Weather? Absurdity Today! with Julianna Forlano - YouTube

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4/8/12

George Carlin - Interview with Jesus pl.avi - YouTube

George Carlin - Interview with Jesus pl.avi - YouTube: ""

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4/7/12

LOL god: Christianity is nothing but a historical accident

LOL god: Christianity is nothing but a historical accident:

Christianity is nothing but a historical accident

Isn't it 'marvelous?' Obama seeks to define Romney for voters - Yahoo! News

Isn't it 'marvelous?' Obama seeks to define Romney for voters - Yahoo! News:

""(Romney) said that he's 'very supportive' of this new budget, and he even called it 'marvelous' -- which is a word you don't often hear when it comes to describing a budget," Obama said during a speech on Tuesday, before adding:
"It's a word you don't often hear generally.""

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The Comics Curmudgeon

The Comics Curmudgeon:
"Here is a comic about a dad getting snot all over a ball he’s about to throw back to his son."

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How to Download an MP3 Song off the Internet and Insert it Into Your Pod Radio | The Content Farm

How to Download an MP3 Song off the Internet and Insert it Into Your Pod Radio | The Content Farm:

"How to Download an MP3 Song off the Internet and Insert it Into Your Pod Radio"

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Ayn Rand & GOP vs. Jesus - YouTube

Ayn Rand & GOP vs. Jesus - YouTube: ""

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Cindy Lee Berryhill - When Did Jesus Become a Republican - YouTube

Cindy Lee Berryhill - When Did Jesus Become a Republican - YouTube: ""

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4/6/12

Don Camillo Monsignore ma non troppo - La riscossione dei 10 milioni del totocalcio - YouTube

Don Camillo Monsignore ma non troppo - La riscossione dei 10 milioni del totocalcio - YouTube: ""

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just in time for the US Elections

just in time for the US Elections

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We Have A Pope Trailer - YouTube

4/5/12

my religious belief

my father gave me a dollar to keep in my wallet.

my father told me that if i never spent that dollar,
i would always have money . . .

for many, many years i believed that dollar to be a lucky charm,
a mojo, an amulet . . .

a sudden AHA! moment,
and i began to keep other dollars in my wallet.

religion is a lot like my father's advice,
it's not always what it appears to be.

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via LOL god

4/4/12

Image Comics | The Bulletproof Coffin: Disinterred #3 (of 6)

Image Comics | The Bulletproof Coffin: Disinterred #3 (of 6):

"The Bulletproof Coffin: Disinterred #3 (of 6)

Story by: David Hine
Art By: Shaky Kane"

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okay, so you're intrigued by these two panels? you should be. and no, this is not Dad's Rob Liefeld-type Image, this is what Image was meant to be before it caused the comics bubble to pop. if what we're witnessing today is the death of the comic-book (at 3.99 for 22 pages) and that death is evidenced by comics such as these, then by all means, may that death be long and drawn out.

kudos for Hine and Kane, more comics, more please. :-)

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4/1/12

An Honest First Date (Tosh.0) - YouTube

An Honest First Date (Tosh.0) - YouTube: ""

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Advice For Young Girls From Snow White - YouTube

Advice For Young Girls From Snow White - YouTube: ""

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AVX 2NITE, AVX 4LIFE | The Comics Journal

AVX 2NITE, AVX 4LIFE | The Comics Journal: "Archie #631
By Dan Parent, Rich Koslowski & Digikore
Published by Archie Comics"
http://bit.ly/HABD1X

Tucker Stone writes the funniest review of a comic in a very long time,
i shit my pants on this one.

how funny?

well, if Archie were this level of funny, i'd still be reading it (actually, i'm guilty of sporadically dropping
in on the ole carrot-top for old time's sake).
Veronica? Betty? nope, it's Valerie - a new interracial love interest.

if you thought that Archie was courting danger when he hit on Madge, Moose's girlfriend,
wait'll you see what happens when the Santorum Tariler Park residents get a load of this one!

on second thought, this is conjecture, a lot depends on literacy.

never mind.

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