8/4/12

traffic camera joke



A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.


 Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace. Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
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7/15/12

Our Political Black Hole - NYTimes.com

Governor of New Jersey at a town hall in Hills...
Governor of New Jersey at a town hall in Hillsborough, NJ 3/2/11 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Our Political Black Hole - NYTimes.com:

 "TRENTON — Gov. Chris Christie today called for the privatization of the Higgs boson. “Binding the earth together is something that could be handled much more efficiently by the for-profit sector,” the Republican governor and deeply available vice-presidential prospect said. “Auctioning off the rights to the Higgs boson will create American jobs and balance American budgets.”

When a reporter noted that the boson was discovered in Switzerland, Christie called him “stupid” and “off-topic.”"



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7/3/12

6/29/12

Why the Lizard isn't the Best Choice for a Spider-Man Movie Villain - Comic Vine

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Ultimate Lizard appears in a dream sequence, as drawn by Mark Bagley in Ultimate Spider-Man #60. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Why the Lizard isn't the Best Choice for a Spider-Man Movie Villain - Comic Vine:

 "Why the Lizard isn't the Best Choice for a Spider-Man Movie Villain
With the Spider-Man movie franchise being rebooted, a different villain could have been used to kick things off.
By Tony 'G-Man' Guerrero  |  June 28, 2012"



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Archer & Armstrong Draws Inspiration from Occupy Wall Street | ComicBook.com

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Archer & Armstrong Draws Inspiration from Occupy Wall Street | ComicBook.com:

 "What are these villains called? According to the image’s caption, it appears to be The One Percent. Called “a secretive and sinister cabal of money managers and financiers willing to sacrifice more than jobs for profit — human lives, too — to steer the fate of the world for their own gain,” the villains are already beginning to draw mainstream media coverage in an AP story"


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6/26/12

George Carlin - Interview with Jesus pl.avi - YouTube

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Rape Victim Arrested And Denied Contraception – Will Be Allowed To Sue | Addicting Info

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Rape Victim Arrested And Denied Contraception – Will Be Allowed To Sue | Addicting Info:

 "A Tampa woman whom we only know as R.W., was raped. She was treated by the rape crisis center, who gave her two emergency contraception pills, one to be taken immediately and one to be taken 12 hours later. When she reported the rape to the police, they uncovered an arrest warrant on R.W. for failure to pay restitution and failure to appear. After she was arrested, a Hillsborough County guard confiscated her second pill, claiming it was against her religious beliefs."



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Pray for Reign - YouTube

Pray for Reign - YouTube:

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