God, Jokes and Canned Meat

3/15/12

Rob Reid: The $8 billion iPod - YouTube

Rob Reid: The $8 billion iPod - YouTube:

"Rob Reid: The $8 billion iPod"

Uploaded by TEDtalksDirector on Mar 15, 2012

http://www.ted.com Comic author Rob Reid unveils Copyright Math (TM), a remarkable new field of study based on actual numbers from entertainment industry lawyers and lobbyists.

TEDTalks is a daily video podcast of the best talks and performances from the TED Conference, where the world's leading thinkers and doers give the talk of their lives in 18 minutes. Featured speakers have included Al Gore on climate change, Philippe Starck on design, Jill Bolte Taylor on observing her own stroke, Nicholas Negroponte on One Laptop per Child, Jane Goodall on chimpanzees, Bill Gates on malaria and mosquitoes, Pattie Maes on the "Sixth Sense" wearable tech, and "Lost" producer JJ Abrams on the allure of mystery. TED stands for Technology, Entertainment, Design, and TEDTalks cover these topics as well as science, business, development and the arts. Closed captions and translated subtitles in a variety of languages are now available on TED.com, at http://www.ted.com/translate

If you have questions or comments about this or other TED videos, please go to http://support.ted.com

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3/14/12

i'm Satan, YAY!

3/11/12

Religious Statues Left Behind Find Their Own Patron Saint - NYTimes.com

Religious Statues Left Behind Find Their Own Patron Saint - NYTimes.com:

"“I just got her a month ago,” Lou McClung says, as he dabs a paintbrush to a faded life-size statue of the patron saint of those who work in explosives. Nearby, a tired St. Anthony of Padua, patron of lost things, awaits his own appointment, as does a worn St. Rose of Lima, once known for her beauty but now, in the estimation of Mr. McClung, “a big hot mess."

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3/10/12

How to Walk in High Heels | The Content Farm

How to Walk in High Heels | The Content Farm:

"Growing up, I wish my Mother had taught me more useful thingsthan astrophysics and the meaning of life."

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Is America This Stupid? - YouTube

Is America This Stupid? - YouTube: "Is America This Stupid?"

Uploaded by YOURINQUIRER on Feb 26, 2010

This is not about climate change, abortion or race. This is about being a moron.

Mirrored from http://www.firedoglake.com

(1) South Dakota Legislature
Legislative Research Council
Capitol Building, 3rd Floor
500 East Capitol Avenue
Pierre, SD 57501-5070
(605) 773-3251
Staff Fax (605) 773-4576
Legislator Fax (Session Only) (605) 773-6806
http://legis.state.sd.us/email/index.aspx

(2) Congressman Trent Franks

Washington Office
2435 Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: 202-225-4576
Fax: 202-225-6328
DC Staff Directory

District Office
7121 West Bell Road
Suite 200
Glendale, AZ 85308
Phone: 623-776-7911
Fax: 623-776-7832
AZ Staff Directory

https://forms.house.gov/franks/email_zipcheck.shtml

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3/9/12

Laughter Works Comedy Show in Oregon, Feb. 2012 - YouTube

Laughter Works Comedy Show in Oregon, Feb. 2012 - YouTube:

"Laughter Works Comedy Show in Oregon, Feb. 2012"

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Announcement: Dark Horse Comics now available on N... - Barnes & Noble Book Clubs

Announcement: Dark Horse Comics now available on N... - Barnes & Noble Book Clubs:

"Announcement: Dark Horse Comics now available on NOOK Tablet!"

Fans of premier comics and graphic novels will be excited to learn that Dark Horse Comics are now available on NOOK Tablet & NOOK Color!

The NOOK Comics Store now features nearly 100 of Dark Horses's top titles, like Mass Effect, Hellboy, Star Wars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Serenity, Sin City and more!

Sheldon Moldoff, April 14, 1920 – February 29, 2012 | The Comics Journal

Sheldon Moldoff, April 14, 1920 – February 29, 2012 | The Comics Journal:

"Moldoff is credited with co-creating the following characters: Batman supervillains Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze, Matt Hagen (Clayface), the playful inter-dimensional Bat-Mite, as well as the original Bat-Girl (Betty Kane), and Batman’s canine sidekick, Ace the Bat Hound."

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3/8/12

My Coffee

Paintbrush

3/7/12

Comic Book Hoarders | The Comics Journal

Comic Book Hoarders | The Comics Journal:

"Comic Book Hoarders
BY FRANK SANTORO MAR 4, 2012

Unpacked one of my comic book boxes from tour. Some of these I bought in Portland, some I got in Vancouver. Whether traded for, purchased or stolen from friends when they weren’t looking – I gotta thank Zack Soto, Jason Levain, Robin McConnell and Brandon Graham for helping me with my habit."

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looking through this batch of comicbook covers is like an episode of THIS IS YOUR LIFE, ED. i remember many of these. i'm not certain that i agree with certain of Frank Santoro's quips, but hey, G-D made the rainbow so that we could each have a choice in wardrobe coordination.

a case in point is HERBIE. granted, my take on this character's various series
is tainted by nostalgia and my own recollections on prepubescent fatdom, but can anyone that's read the series argue against it's being one of the most original, fun and downright strangest comicbooks ever printed?

okay, there's MeatHaus. but Frank doesn't categorize these as crap, does he?

Charlton Comic's Jungle Jim #27 has to be one of the worst Steranko covers ever.
side by side with Jeff Jone's FORBIDDEN LOVE (a poor man's Bernie Wrightson?)
okay nthat wasn't fair, but tell me that you didn't think of that angle yourself.

there's a few of these that i'm not familiar with/do not own. if i were to
get my choice of one of these based on the cover alone i would opt for
HERO COMICS from ACQ. c'mon that SM cover tingles the nether regions, does it not?

overall pick?
sorry, but i gotta go back for the FAT FURY, HERBIE #1!
love that plunger on the head. :-)

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xkcd: Good Cop, Dadaist Cop

"Good Cop, Dadaist Cop"

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3/6/12

Rick Satanorum

fart football

via
Danny N.
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Old Fart Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,‘Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

{If you don't laugh at this one, then you've got a terrible sense of humor!}