4/21/11

I Wanna Singa - Owl Jolson

Sarah Palin's union flip flop | Alaska Dispatch

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Sarah Palin's union flip flop | Alaska Dispatch: "We've gone through periods of our life here with paying out of pocket for health coverage until Todd and I both landed a couple of good union jobs ... Early on in our marriage, we didn't have health insurance, and we had to either make the choice of paying out of pocket for catastrophic coverage or just crossing our fingers, hoping that nobody would get hurt, nobody would get sick."

~~Sarah Palin, In 2008, on the campaign trail.
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4/3/11

A dozen cookies arrive on a plate

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via Moamar A.


There's a joke making the rounds and it goes like this:




Big Business, a Tea Partier and Organized Labor are sitting around a table. 

A dozen cookies arrive on a plate.



 Big Business takes 11 of them and says to the Tea Partier, "Pssst! That union guy is trying to steal your cookie!"


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3/26/11

yoga

via Jimbo M.


  something for everyone...  
    
    
      
   
    
     Research  confirms that drinking gives you the same  benefits yoga does !!! Savasana  Position  of total relaxation.     

Balasana  
Position  that brings the sensation of peace and  calm.  

Setu  Bandha Sarvangasana 
This  position calms the brain and heals tired legs.  

Marjayasana  
Position  stimulates the midriff area and the spinal  column.   

Halasana  
Excellent  for back pain and insomnia.    

Dolphin  
Excellent  for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and  arms.  

Salambhasana  
Great  exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and  arms. 

Ananda  Balasana 
This  position is great for massaging the hip area.  

Malasana  
This  position, for ankles and back muscles.   
Pigeon  Tones  the body, and builds flexibility and helps get  rid of 'stress'. So in  the interest of healthy relaxation ...   let's start drinking !!  ..............    
   
    
    
Life  really boils down
To 2  questions...

1.  Should I get a dog.....?
  



OR...
    
2.  Should I have children?
  




Just  to let you know
I'm thinking of you today.  
 
No   matter what situations life throws at   you....

No  matter how long and  treacherous your journey may seem..

Remember  there is a light at the  end of the tunnel. 



You're  laughing aren't  you?    
That's  good 'cause my job here is  done!

Have a great day
  and  remember to give thanks....  

Cats are  so dramatic! 

3/23/11

Scared Eggs

If Homer Simpson were Real

Republicans Introduce Legislation Redefining Pi as Exactly 3

Republicans Introduce Legislation Redefining Pi as Exactly 3
“It’s no panacea, but this legislation will point us in the right direction. Looking at hard data, we know our children are struggling with a heck of a lot of the math, including the geometry incorporating pi,” Roby said. “I guarantee you American scores will go up once pi is 3. It will be so much easier.”
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3/21/11

The higher you go

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via Michele M.


{Oh this is good!}





INTERESTING OBSERVATION

























1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
























2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
























3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.






















4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.






















5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.





And....



















6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF





THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:



The higher you go in the corporate structure,
  the smaller your balls become.

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