6/26/11
6/25/11
Sources: C'mon, Just Give Us The Goddamn Pulitzer Already | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Image by Getty Images via @daylife"You know what, sources added, fine, don’t give us the fucking award, keep it, we don’t care, we never wanted your stupid piece-of-shit prize anyway."
6/23/11
to impress that cute young thing
Via
Dougie Fresh
| An old guy … ok, a guy my age and not in the best of shape.... was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman. He asked the nearby trainer.... "What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said..... "If I were you...I'd try the ATM in the lobby." |
6/19/11
Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
via
Danny T.
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter,
I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...
6/18/11
6/13/11
5/23/11
Camping's gone camping
Image via WikipediaDoomsday Believers Cope With An Intact World : NPR: "'Judgment day has come and passed, but it was a spiritual judgment on the world,' he explains. 'There is no more salvation. Salvation is over with. The fact is we have 153 days, and on the 21st of October, the world will end.'"
Ricky Gervais:
" I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist"
5/10/11
5/8/11
4/23/11
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