God, Jokes and Canned Meat

9/19/11

The film that needs to be made: Charles Darwin's Night at the Creation Museum

9/17/11

Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa | Metro.co.uk

Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa | Metro.co.uk: "'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'"

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Funniest movie line ever

9/16/11

Denver men take dead friend to bar, let him pay tab | The Salt Lake Tribune

Denver men take dead friend to bar, let him pay tab | The Salt Lake Tribune: "Denver • Two men accused of driving around with a dead friend and using his ATM card to withdraw $400 at a strip club are charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation."

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9/13/11

Schweddy Balls

8/31/11

DC Comics Reboots Justice League and Other Series - NYTimes.com

DC Comics Reboots Justice League and Other Series - NYTimes.com: "Starting on Wednesday, the publisher is resetting all 52 of its continuing series, including venerable titles like Action Comics and Detective Comics that introduced Superman and Batman in the 1930s, at issue No. 1, and using the opportunity to revise or jettison decades of continuity in the heroes’ fictional lives."

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Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade

8/29/11

French Taunting - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

8/22/11

Charles William Eliot (March 20, 1834 – August 22, 1926)

Portrait drawing of Charles W. Eliot, Harvard ...

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"Be unselfish. That is the first and final commandment for those who would be useful and happy in their usefulness."


~~ Charles William Eliot

8/19/11

8/15/11

EMPLOYEE NOTICE

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Danny N. (The Cuz)

EMPLOYEE NOTICE
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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy,
Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early,
mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be
considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be
reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once,
SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse)
or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will
not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will
receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
The government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT,
please bring this to the attention of your local Congressman,
who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity,
gas and oil, as well as current market conditions,
the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

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8/7/11

‪GEEK TO‬‏ GUIDO - YouTube

‪GEEK TO GUIDO‬‏ - YouTube:

"GEEK TO GUIDO"

8/3/11

Church child protection chief caught with 4,000 child porn pictures - mirror.co.uk

Church child protection chief caught with 4,000 child porn pictures - mirror.co.uk: "His job was to monitor church groups to ensure paedophiles did not gain access to children in the church’s congregations.

But he was caught by police in March with more than 4,000 child porn images on his home computer and his work laptop."

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