8/31/11

DC Comics Reboots Justice League and Other Series - NYTimes.com

DC Comics Reboots Justice League and Other Series - NYTimes.com: "Starting on Wednesday, the publisher is resetting all 52 of its continuing series, including venerable titles like Action Comics and Detective Comics that introduced Superman and Batman in the 1930s, at issue No. 1, and using the opportunity to revise or jettison decades of continuity in the heroes’ fictional lives."

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Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade

8/22/11

Charles William Eliot (March 20, 1834 – August 22, 1926)

Portrait drawing of Charles W. Eliot, Harvard ...Image via Wikipedia

"Be unselfish. That is the first and final commandment for those who would be useful and happy in their usefulness."

~Charles William Eliot

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8/15/11

EMPLOYEE NOTICE


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Danny N. (The Cuz)




EMPLOYEE NOTICE
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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy,
 Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early,
 mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be
 considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and  SHAFTED will be
 reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once,
 SHAFTED twice and SCREWED  as many times as the government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse)
 or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will
 not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will
 receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
 The government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT,
 please bring this to the attention of your local Congressman,
 who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity,
 gas and oil, as well as current market conditions,
 the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

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8/3/11

Church child protection chief caught with 4,000 child porn pictures - mirror.co.uk

Church child protection chief caught with 4,000 child porn pictures - mirror.co.uk: "His job was to monitor church groups to ensure paedophiles did not gain access to children in the church’s congregations.

But he was caught by police in March with more than 4,000 child porn images on his home computer and his work laptop."

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