6/23/11

to impress that cute young thing

Via
 Dougie Fresh


 
An old guy … ok, a guy my age and not in the best of shape....
was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.
He asked the nearby trainer....
"What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said.....
"If I were you...I'd try the ATM in the lobby."

Randi Rhodes: President Obama showing Michelle how it’s done…

Talkers magazine cover, showing Randi Rhodes, ...Image via Wikipedia
Randi Rhodes:
"Need a smile today? Check out President Obama showing Michelle how it’s done…"





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6/19/11

Ricky Gervais:  " I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist"

Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart


via
Danny T.


A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.



The Cow:  I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!! 


The Ant:  I work day and night, summer and winter,
 I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!

  
  




















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6/8/11

the stupidity of the general public

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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
     ~~ Scott Adams





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