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Yard Sign With Candidate's Name On It Electrifies Congressional Race | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Image via WikipediaYard Sign With Candidate's Name On It Electrifies Congressional Race | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "'When I drove by the sign two days ago, I had to pull over to the side of the road and catch my breath,' said Jade Williams, 34, a lifelong Democrat and former supporter of Baron Hill. 'I'd never felt such a profound connection to a candidate before. Then I saw the powerful red line under his name and knew I had to drive to City Hall immediately and register as a Republican.'"
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FW: FW: New Danger while driving
Image by jah~ via Flickrthis one's not funny, but it does have merit.hey. before reading this we would've used the windshield wipers!
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Grace and Peace
To: Subject: FW: FW: New Danger while driving
TRUE OR NOT, YOU SHOULD HEED THIS NOTICE!
New danger while driving -- please read,
remember and pass this on
There are several things to be aware of
... gangs and thieves are now plotting
different ways to get a person
(mostly women) to stop their vehicle
and get out of the car.
There is a gang initiation reported by
the local Police Department where gangs
are placing a carseat by the road
...with a fake baby in it...waiting for a woman,
of course,
to stop and check on the abandoned baby.
Note that the location of this carseat is
usually beside a wooded or grassy (field)
area and the person -- woman --
will be dragged into the woods,
beaten and raped, and usually left for dead.
If it's a man, they're usually beaten
and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.
DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!!
DIAL 9-1-1 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW,
BUT DON'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.
IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS
ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSHIELD,
DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR,
DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER
AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER
BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER
BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK
YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND
YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP
BESIDE THE
ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM
OF THESE CRIMINALS.
THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS,
SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR
FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.
THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND
THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS
WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES
TO GET WHAT THEY WANT."
Please talk to your loved ones about this.
This is a new tactic used.
Please be safe.
SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR
FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL
AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM
SO AS NOT TO BECOME A VICTIM.
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10/25/10
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10/23/10
Glenn Beck denies his "half-human, half-monkey" roots | Media Matters for America
Image via WikipediaGlenn Beck denies his "half-human, half-monkey" roots | Media Matters for America:
"I guess what all this comes down to is a choice. You can believe the people who dedicate their lives to expanding the scope of human knowledge and discovering our origin as a species, or you can believe the guy who thinks the arctic ice caps are melting because 'heat rises' to the north"
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10/22/10
10/21/10
YouTube - Rush Limbaugh & Christine O'Donnell - NewWaveSlave.com
YouTube - Rush Limbaugh & Christine O'Donnell - NewWaveSlave.com:
"Rush Limbaugh & Christine O'Donnell - NewWaveSlave.com"
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YouTube - O'Donnell stumbles over First Amendment - Separation of Church & State
Image via WikipediaYouTube - O'Donnell stumbles over First Amendment - Separation of Church & State:"O'Donnell stumbles over First Amendment - Separation of Church & State"
10/20/10
Astrology by Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see? ' The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' “You dumber than buffalo shit … . . . it means someone stole the tent.” thanks to Lori .. .ero . |
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO:
"This is the first, original Trololo site that started it all!"
image via shirtoid.com
see? you CAN make this shit up.
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"This is the first, original Trololo site that started it all!"
see? you CAN make this shit up.
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10/19/10
Strand Bookstore: Event Calendar
Strand Bookstore: Event Calendar:
"Al Jaffee's Mad Life
October 19 07:00PM - 08:00PM
A MAD magazine contributor for 55 years-with work in more than 440 issues and counting!-iconic satiric cartoonist Al Jaffee has helped corrupt three generations of American adolescents with his ingenious and jaundiced humor. Now 89, the man who invented the magazine's beloved 'Fold-in' and provided countless 'Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions' has rarely spoken about his own peculiar childhood-a story as off-kilter as anything he could have dreamed up for MAD.
In the authorized biography, Al Jaffee's Mad Life, award-winning journalist Mary-Lou Weisman reconstructs Jaffee's extraordinary life story with the help of more than 65 original 4-color illustrations drawn for the book by Jaffee himself.
Mary-Lou Weisman will interview Al Jaffee on the Strand Stage."
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"Al Jaffee's Mad Life
October 19 07:00PM - 08:00PM
A MAD magazine contributor for 55 years-with work in more than 440 issues and counting!-iconic satiric cartoonist Al Jaffee has helped corrupt three generations of American adolescents with his ingenious and jaundiced humor. Now 89, the man who invented the magazine's beloved 'Fold-in' and provided countless 'Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions' has rarely spoken about his own peculiar childhood-a story as off-kilter as anything he could have dreamed up for MAD.
In the authorized biography, Al Jaffee's Mad Life, award-winning journalist Mary-Lou Weisman reconstructs Jaffee's extraordinary life story with the help of more than 65 original 4-color illustrations drawn for the book by Jaffee himself.
Mary-Lou Weisman will interview Al Jaffee on the Strand Stage."
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10/15/10
Why Sentence Structure Is So Important...
Image via WikipediaWhy Sentence Structure Is So Important...
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people: Mary or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit this morning." '
via Billy
(we knew him when he was PuertoRican)
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