11/18/10

Alabamae

A hunter posing with his 10-point deer. This i...Image via Wikipediavia Danny N. (Da Cuz)




Alabamae
A group of  Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.  That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. 

"Where's Henry?" the others asked. 

"Henry had a stroke of some kind.  He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. 

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. 

"A tough call," nodded the hunter.  "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"



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11/8/10

via Danny (ZipperHead)
Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart


A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow:  I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!
 

The Ant:  I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!

 
  



















 









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