12/23/11

The Tintin Trailer

Watch The Tintin Trailer | Tintin.com

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On The Official Movie Site In Theaters This Christmas
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12/7/11

The Arrogance of Authority

The Arrogance of Authority

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....," as he pointed out the location. "

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me
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Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull....






With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

(I just love this part....)

"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ !!"


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12/4/11

84-year-old claims TSA strip-search - CBS News

84-year-old claims TSA strip-search - CBS News:

"Lenore Zimmerman of Long Beach, L.I., said she was on her way to a flight to Fort Lauderdale, Fla., when she was whisked into a private room by security who removed her clothes."



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Staten Island man sues mother-in-law for spreading infertility lies - NYPOST.com

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Staten Island man sues mother-in-law for spreading infertility lies - NYPOST.com:

"She then spread a host of lies, including that Shoman couldn’t put a bun in Suha’s oven and that he had enough diseases to be a one-man plague, including leukemia and a bone ailment, and would be dead in a few months, according to papers filed in Brooklyn Supreme Court."


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