Why Sentence Structure Is So Important...

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Why Sentence Structure Is So Important...

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people:  Mary or Jack.  It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers.  Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.  She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.  
The boss approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she said.  "I feel like shit this morning." ' 

via Billy
 (we knew him when he was PuertoRican)
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