Sources: C'mon, Just Give Us The Goddamn Pulitzer Already | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Sources: C'mon, Just Give Us The Goddamn Pulitzer Already | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

"You know what, sources added, fine, don’t give us the fucking award, keep it, we don’t care, we never wanted your stupid piece-of-shit prize anyway."

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