God, Jokes and Canned Meat: 3/1/11

3/26/11

yoga

via Jimbo M.

something for everyone...





     Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does !!! Savasana Position of total relaxation.

Balasana Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.

Halasana Excellent for back pain and insomnia.

Dolphin Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.

Salambhasana Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Ananda Balasana This position is great for massaging the hip area.

Malasana This position, for ankles and back muscles.

Pigeon Tones the body, and builds flexibility and helps get rid of 'stress'. So in the interest of healthy relaxation ...   let's start drinking !! ..............



Life really boils down
To 2 questions...
1. Should I get a dog.....?

OR...
2. Should I have children?

Just to let you know
I'm thinking of you today.
No matter what situations life throws at you....

No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..

Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

You're laughing aren't you?
That's good 'cause my job here is done!

Have a great day and remember to give thanks....

Cats are so dramatic!

3/23/11

Scared Eggs

If Homer Simpson were Real

Republicans Introduce Legislation Redefining Pi as Exactly 3

“It’s no panacea, but this legislation will point us in the right direction. Looking at hard data, we know our children are struggling with a heck of a lot of the math, including the geometry incorporating pi,” Roby said. “I guarantee you American scores will go up once pi is 3. It will be so much easier.”

3/21/11

The higher you go

Image by ratterrell via Flickr

via Michele M.

{Oh this is good!}

INTERESTING OBSERVATION

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

And....

6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure,
the smaller your balls become.

3/19/11

Dropkick Murphys - Take Em Down (Wisconsin Protests)

Big Bad Wolf

via Billy B.

3/14/11

Life with Kaishon

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, . . .

3/13/11

SUPER clip: Crimson Bolt & Boltie (Rainn Wilson & Ellen Page)

3/12/11

FAMILY GUY - It's Jesus Christ!

Even if you weren't in the service you can appreciate this one.

The Thule Air Base, established after World Wa...

Image via Wikipedia

Via Tom G.

A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland , at midnight during a winter month. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of it.

The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft, only to find that the latrine pump-truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later.

As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished."

Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands tall and says,
"Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule , Greenland , for 11 months without any leave, and reindeer asses are beginning to look pretty good to me. I have but one stripe, it's 2:30 in the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job here is to pump shit out of an aircraft.
Now, just exactly ..... what form of punishment did you have in mind?"