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6/25/11
Sources: C'mon, Just Give Us The Goddamn Pulitzer Already | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Image by Getty Images via @daylife"You know what, sources added, fine, don’t give us the fucking award, keep it, we don’t care, we never wanted your stupid piece-of-shit prize anyway."
6/23/11
to impress that cute young thing
Via
Dougie Fresh
| An old guy … ok, a guy my age and not in the best of shape.... was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman. He asked the nearby trainer.... "What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said..... "If I were you...I'd try the ATM in the lobby." |
6/19/11
Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
via
Danny T.
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter,
I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!
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