10/31/11
10/24/11
Little Johnny strikes again
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Danny N.
Little Johnny strikes
again"
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in
a sentence.
Molly put
up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's
farm and we all saw his pet sheep.
It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see
Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She
finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her tits are so big she can only fasin eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
..
.ero
.
Danny N.
Little Johnny strikes
again"
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in
a sentence.
Molly put
up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's
farm and we all saw his pet sheep.
It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see
Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She
finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her tits are so big she can only fasin eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
..
.ero
.
10/13/11
10/11/11
Home made superhero in pepper spray attack | Herald Sun
Home made superhero in pepper spray attack | Herald Sun: "A SELF-proclaimed superhero could be charged by police over an alleged pepper spray attack on revelers making their way home from a Seattle nightclub."
Phoenix Jones - known for his black and yellow bulletproof and stabproof outfit - was arrested and spent the night behind bars after the incident.
A supporter of his vigilante actions recorded the clash on video, with footage released to news website Publicola yesterday showing one of the females involved chasing Mr Jones and hitting him with her handbag and shoes.
Mr Jones says he was breaking up a fight when he sprayed four people with pepper spray, but footage appears not to show any confrontation between his victims, who told police they were singing and dancing as they walked home under an overpass when Mr Jones attacked.
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.ero
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10/9/11
10/5/11
The Phyllis Diller Gag File | Albert H. Small Documents Gallery | Smithsonian NMAH
The Phyllis Diller Gag File | Albert H. Small Documents Gallery | Smithsonian NMAH: "“When I first got into this business I thought a punch line was organized drinking.”
“There is a big difference between a wit and a comic. A wit is someone who uses bigger words to get smaller laughs.”"
'via Blog this'
“There is a big difference between a wit and a comic. A wit is someone who uses bigger words to get smaller laughs.”"
'via Blog this'
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