Little Johnny strikes
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in
up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's
farm and we all saw his pet sheep.
It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see
Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She
finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her tits are so big she can only fasin eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.