God, Jokes and Canned Meat

After the eighty-three-year-old lady finished her annual physical examinations, the doctor said,

 'You are in fine shape for your age Maxine, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?'

Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband, she said.

 She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud: 'Henry do we still have intercourse?'

And there was a hush....You could hear a pin drop.

He answered impatiently. "If I told you once, Maxine, I told you a hundred times .....

What we have is...BLUE CROSS!!!!!!!