New Medicare Program - Part G......................
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says
there is no nursing home available for you... So what
do you do?
Plan G gives anyone 65 years or older a hand-gun and
4 bullets.... You are allowed to shoot four politicians...
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where
you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head,
central heating, air conditioning and all the health care
Need new teeth? No problem....... Need glasses? That's
great.... Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?
They're all covered.
As a bonus, your kids can come to visit you as often as
they do now......
And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same gov-
ernment that just told you that you they cannot afford
for you to go into a home.
And you get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
and reduce the government lifetime pensions by 4.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay
any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what?