10/31/11
10/24/11
Little Johnny strikes again
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Danny N.
Little Johnny strikes
again"
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in
a sentence.
Molly put
up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's
farm and we all saw his pet sheep.
It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see
Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She
finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her tits are so big she can only fasin eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
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Danny N.
Little Johnny strikes
again"
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in
a sentence.
Molly put
up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's
farm and we all saw his pet sheep.
It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see
Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She
finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her tits are so big she can only fasin eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
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10/13/11
10/11/11
Home made superhero in pepper spray attack | Herald Sun
Home made superhero in pepper spray attack | Herald Sun: "A SELF-proclaimed superhero could be charged by police over an alleged pepper spray attack on revelers making their way home from a Seattle nightclub."
Phoenix Jones - known for his black and yellow bulletproof and stabproof outfit - was arrested and spent the night behind bars after the incident.
A supporter of his vigilante actions recorded the clash on video, with footage released to news website Publicola yesterday showing one of the females involved chasing Mr Jones and hitting him with her handbag and shoes.
Mr Jones says he was breaking up a fight when he sprayed four people with pepper spray, but footage appears not to show any confrontation between his victims, who told police they were singing and dancing as they walked home under an overpass when Mr Jones attacked.
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10/9/11
10/5/11
The Phyllis Diller Gag File | Albert H. Small Documents Gallery | Smithsonian NMAH
The Phyllis Diller Gag File | Albert H. Small Documents Gallery | Smithsonian NMAH: "“When I first got into this business I thought a punch line was organized drinking.”
“There is a big difference between a wit and a comic. A wit is someone who uses bigger words to get smaller laughs.”"
'via Blog this'
“There is a big difference between a wit and a comic. A wit is someone who uses bigger words to get smaller laughs.”"
'via Blog this'
9/17/11
Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa | Metro.co.uk
Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa | Metro.co.uk: "'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.
'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'"
'via Blog this'
'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'"
'via Blog this'
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9/16/11
Denver men take dead friend to bar, let him pay tab | The Salt Lake Tribune
Denver men take dead friend to bar, let him pay tab | The Salt Lake Tribune: "Denver • Two men accused of driving around with a dead friend and using his ATM card to withdraw $400 at a strip club are charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation."
'via Blog this'
'via Blog this'
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9/13/11
8/31/11
DC Comics Reboots Justice League and Other Series - NYTimes.com
DC Comics Reboots Justice League and Other Series - NYTimes.com: "Starting on Wednesday, the publisher is resetting all 52 of its continuing series, including venerable titles like Action Comics and Detective Comics that introduced Superman and Batman in the 1930s, at issue No. 1, and using the opportunity to revise or jettison decades of continuity in the heroes’ fictional lives."
'via Blog this'
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'via Blog this'
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8/22/11
Charles William Eliot (March 20, 1834 – August 22, 1926)
Image via Wikipedia"Be unselfish. That is the first and final commandment for those who would be useful and happy in their usefulness."
~~ Charles William Eliot
8/19/11
8/15/11
EMPLOYEE NOTICE
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Danny N. (The Cuz)
EMPLOYEE NOTICE
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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy,
Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early,
mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be
considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be
reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once,
SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse)
or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will
not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will
receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
The government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT,
please bring this to the attention of your local Congressman,
who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity,
gas and oil, as well as current market conditions,
the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
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8/7/11
8/3/11
Church child protection chief caught with 4,000 child porn pictures - mirror.co.uk
Church child protection chief caught with 4,000 child porn pictures - mirror.co.uk: "His job was to monitor church groups to ensure paedophiles did not gain access to children in the church’s congregations.
But he was caught by police in March with more than 4,000 child porn images on his home computer and his work laptop."
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But he was caught by police in March with more than 4,000 child porn images on his home computer and his work laptop."
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