Astrology Jokes

Astrology Jokes:

"CAPRICORN: It might take Capricorn a little while to realize he is dead because there are special rooms set up to look like executive offices for newly-dead Goats.

A sharp-looking, older gentleman-ghost comes in and gives Cap an instruction manual titled HOW TO PROFIT IN THE ASTRAL MARKETPLACE, plus a 'job evaluation' type assessment of Cap's achievements and mistakes over the lifetime, followed by a pink slip (meaning the body revived).

Caps tend to return to their bodies quickly, unable to tolerate non-physical existence for long."

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